Awkward Turtle

hitrecordjose:

What do you mean “servings per container”? 

If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. 

That I will eat. 

Right now.

By myself. 

bellenix:

xwhatilovethemost:

1. open Google translate

2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese

3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english

4.

THIS IS THE BEST

theseloversofthelight:

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

literally me

(Source: samberglar)

grapefruitshampoo:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

tumblr user twiliprincess will be the best dad ever

(Source: venipede)

vevovevo:

how do i stop looking like im in the third grade

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)