Awkward Turtle

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Mia moments are becoming more prosperous

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 4 hours ago with 198448 notes

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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— 1 day ago with 64860 notes
plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

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— 1 day ago with 403387 notes

d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notesimage

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— 1 week ago with 945954 notes

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via gnarly)

— 1 week ago with 309176 notes
death-by-lulz:


Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

death-by-lulz:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

(Source: awwww-cute, via hilaryijieh)

— 1 week ago with 282357 notes

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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— 1 week ago with 870091 notes

obrienpops:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

(Source: taylor-swift, via coluring)

— 1 week ago with 351032 notes

cctjevo:

black-culture:

Emotion and expressing emotion are human traits. Don’t rob boys of their humanity. @zellieimani

Be human.

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— 1 week ago with 84664 notes